Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Fratsby's Playoff Predictions


Gonna quickly run through a few Wild Card round picks here. This season has been the least predictable in recent memory and with that in mind I strongly encourage you to bet large amounts of money on all of these picks.

Lions at Saints (-11): New Orleans definitely takes this but I think the spread should be more like 8. The Stafford-Megatron combo could kill the Saints pass D (30th in the league). The Lions D-Line will get to Brees but he'll be able to dump off quick passes to Sproles for easy gains. Should be a high scoring affair but there's no way Brees and crew drop this at home.

Falcons (+3) at Giants: People are saying the Giants are heating up at the right time, but in reality they've won 2 games at home against .500 teams (let's not forget they lost to the Redskins 3 weeks ago). When they're on, they're great. When they're off, they are terrible. It's on Eli, and as a betting man I hate knowing my money rests in his performance. Matty Ice squeezes out a close one in JetLife stadium.

Pittsburgh at Denver (+9): My most confident pick - Pittsburgh. Denver scored 3 points against Kansas Fucking City at home last week. Tebow will get sacked 5+ times and complete 5-9 passes (less if Ryan Clark didn't have altitude sickness (wtf)). Big Ben will limp when he knows the camera's on him to get the commentators to discuss his rough/tough/blue collar etc attitude and proceed to poop on Denver's D. Love Von Miller but Pittsburgh could easily win by 20. Shutout is definitely not out of the question.

Cincinnati at Houston (-3): On paper Houston should take this one by more than 3 but like much of America I have a soft spot for the Andy Dalton - A.J. Green connection. The game will be decided by how well T.J. Yates plays against the Bengals fairly legit defense. I'll say 23-20, Cinci.


8 comments:

  1. You're forgetting how piss poor Matt Ryan is on the road/outdoors

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  2. Do bengals fans even know theyre in the playoffs?

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  3. 1 for 4, huh

    not so hot, broston, not so hot

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  4. TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW

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  5. cmon lupica daddy couldnt teach you a thing about sports?

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  6. hahaha nice pics. actually 0 for 4 bro, spread was -9 for the TEBOW game

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  7. lupica is a pussy worst sports writer in NY

    and nice picks faggot

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  8. Wow 1 for 4 bro, might need to start watching football games before your predictions.

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