Today I was trying to think of how many Apple products my family had bought since I was born. My estimates were: 10 laptops/desktops, 8 iPods, and 4 iPhones. I think it's safe to say my family has given Apple at least 15,000 bucks over the last 20 years. Without Jobs, I would have been raised a PC shmeeb. Without Jobs, we'd all be listening to Zunes on the T instead of iPods. Now don't get me wrong, nothing deserves a "firstworldproblems" hashtag like moaning about Steve Jobs' death does, but take some time tonight to pour out a bottle for Stevie J.