Andres Gonzales is an up-and-coming golfer and soon to be America's favorite in any tournament he plays in. Although that is mainly just because of his looks - hair like Thor and a fu manchu that would make Jared Allen blush, he's also funny as shit. On the other hand, if you look like this guy I'm pretty sure you have to be a funny person. He tweets at Tiger Woods constantly (who he's never met) and begs him to hang out with him. Some of his tweets:
"@TigerWoods my name is andresgonzales and I am a rookie on tour. I like elephants."
"@TigerWoods as you probably know, my birthday was this week. I believe you owe me a night around a camp fire with songs and smores. Ttfn [ta ta for now],"
"Been awake since 3 a.m., @TigerWoods you awake yet? Let's chat."
@FlaGatorGolf I have a little thing called a PGAtour card. Its free 99 whether I peg it or not. Im on a free roll. Ps...and im hella tight
"Anybody have a pill that will give me six pack ABS while sitting my hotel room doing nothing @TigerWoods how you look like that?"
Hey @TigerWoods, I heard jack used to dunk basketballs. I don't buy it. Youre thoughts?
"@TigerWoods qualified for the open today. Hate to say I don't need a roommate because my family is coming. But I would be up for a p. round."
@Luke_Donald you are welcome good sir. just trying to get you ready. there will be lots of people here this week. just know they are mine.