Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Where Are They Now? - Me Caring About My Internet History

Back in the day when you had to be super vigilant with your jerk sessions, it wasn't just the action itself that you had to be careful with but also the post-game cover-up. Clearing the history was a must, even resetting the whole browser was an option for those of us who were extra fearful of getting caught.

In college, things are different. We all bate and we all know it. If your college living set-up is like mine, you don't have to lie about what you're doing. If the door's closed and your buddy knocks, there's no need to lie and say you're changing or something like that. Just a simple call of "polishing the trophy!" works just fine. No one's gonna bust down the door and laugh at you cause they wouldn't want the same thing happening to them.

If I don't delete my history nowadays, there really are no consequences. The worst that can happen is if somebody is on my computer trying to look up a song on youtube and they type a "y" into the search bar and some other websites just happen to pop up (YJ and YP, duh). A simple laugh between friends and it's over. I say long live the casual wack atmosphere, it shouldn't be restrained to college.


14 comments:

  1. I was just supposed to be checking my email and then this came up I don't know why!

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  2. Ballsy post. Pun intended.

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  3. http://www.DFMOmusick.com/

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  4. Plenty of normal men don't jerk. You should know this, as you are bound to find some of them at a Catholic school. This post was not amusing. How about "where are they know - me caring about internet history" telling us that you realized by college time that your childish, selfish habits are preparing you for future marital failure and so you know longer jerk.

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  5. Plenty of normal men don't jerk

    Then I guess New Boyz have some work to do

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  6. "and so you know longer jerk"
    I hope you prepare for future failure in general.

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  7. any fags hating on this post should not be in the site to begin with. fuck off losers

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  8. ^^good call. Knowing when to use "know" and when to use "no" might be a good idea.

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  9. You're not gonna get very far in life by criticizing and judging people, especially anonymously. You want to know what's " childish" and "selfish"? Claiming to be better than someone over the internet when they don't know who you are. Would you say that to his face? No, I didn't think so. So yeah, good luck in life. And I mean that, I think you're going to need it. Peeeeeace.

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  10. could someone tell buzzkillington to relax. dude sounds like he really needs to jerk it.

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  11. Andrew El-HayekMay 6, 2011 at 9:22 AM

    ^Pretty hypocritical that you posted that anonymously.

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  13. anybody else on this site kosher with the occasional jerk to gay porn?

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