Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Where Are They Now? - Gordo From Lizzie McGuire


We all watched the show and we all patiently waited for Gordo to come out of the closet. Unfortunately, we are still waiting. Gordo must have made some big bucks from Lizzie Mac because he has done jack shit since the show ended in '04. He's apparently been in two movies, When Do We Eat? and Beautiful Losers, but until I see one of these movies for $6.99 on a rotating stand in a gas station, I won't believe him (people lie on their resumes, what makes me think Gordo isn't lying on his imdb). Gordo lived every man's nightmare. He was friends with only chicks and he didn't have any "benefits" with either one. Gordo is what we would call today a "square." If Lizzie knew how hot she actually was, no way she would have hung out with him. Since his glory days in '04 Gordo, aka Adam Lamberg, has attended college. The admissions officer at Cal Berkley must have had a daughter who was a big fan of the show because somehow Lamberg got in. I'm sure a lot of you are happy to see Gordo get his life together and attend a well respected college. But somehow he succumbed to peer pressure and decided to major in Geography. Yes, Gordo most likely can name all 50 states in the US. Keep fighting the good fight Lambert. Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky again and win the lottery. Until then keep dominating geography and maybe join the twitter world while you're at it so we can see just how far you've fallen.

15 comments:

  1. haha such a great post

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  2. kid looks a like a crack addict

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  3. lamberg to lambert?

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  4. that post was dripping with haterade

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  5. it is wrong to just insult someone for what choices they have made in life... look at u!!! U are just writing an article about someone u dont even like... give the kid a break!!!

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  6. soooo....u were an ass for that.

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  7. don't judge someone unless you actually know them. We don't know this guy's life. And he probably wants it that way.

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  8. maybe he just wants a chance to be normal? nothing wrong with that. he prob did more in his life than u did.

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  9. I loved Gordo on the show! And he's super hot...your loss Lizzie

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  10. I laughed, but this post is rude. However this is just your opinion which you're entitled to have.

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  11. Is this meant to be funny or are you seriously that stupid?

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  12. Your writing style is awesomely funny and you're obviously very witty, but perhaps next time you could write about someone who isn't probably many times more successful than you? Or someone who chose to maintain a life in the public eye, thus asking for your criticism? Or someone who might possibly give a shit about your opinion? I mean the guy made great money at a young age, got out of show biz, went to a good school, and majored in something that he LIKED because he was already financially set after his stint on TV. Sound pretty good to me. But then again if he's not satisfied with how his life turned out he could always be like you and blog about it...

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  13. Drank too much haterade. Wasted my time reading this.

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  14. I worked with Adam over the summer during my internship at a charity organization. He's actually a really nice guy, very intelligent, and doing quite a bit with his life, though he may not be acting. No he's not just sitting on his ass spending money he earned during his childhood career- he has a paying job that helps people. So fuck off.

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