Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Where Are They Now? - Gordo From Lizzie McGuire
We all watched the show and we all patiently waited for Gordo to come out of the closet. Unfortunately, we are still waiting. Gordo must have made some big bucks from Lizzie Mac because he has done jack shit since the show ended in '04. He's apparently been in two movies, When Do We Eat? and Beautiful Losers, but until I see one of these movies for $6.99 on a rotating stand in a gas station, I won't believe him (people lie on their resumes, what makes me think Gordo isn't lying on his imdb). Gordo lived every man's nightmare. He was friends with only chicks and he didn't have any "benefits" with either one. Gordo is what we would call today a "square." If Lizzie knew how hot she actually was, no way she would have hung out with him. Since his glory days in '04 Gordo, aka Adam Lamberg, has attended college. The admissions officer at Cal Berkley must have had a daughter who was a big fan of the show because somehow Lamberg got in. I'm sure a lot of you are happy to see Gordo get his life together and attend a well respected college. But somehow he succumbed to peer pressure and decided to major in Geography. Yes, Gordo most likely can name all 50 states in the US. Keep fighting the good fight Lambert. Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky again and win the lottery. Until then keep dominating geography and maybe join the twitter world while you're at it so we can see just how far you've fallen.