Every time a pitcher comes to a bat it's a joke. An automatic strikeout. Every once in a while one will bunt and get on via an error, or even more rarely, one might dribble a grounder through a gap. The home run is totally out of the question. Carlos Zambrano has proven he's probably the best power-hitting pitcher of all time. Dude kissed another one goodbye last night (428 feet, not too shabby). Here's to the pitchers that give us a reason to watch when they step to the plate.