"I choose Thursday ethics"
"Mr. Gordon, the Thursday ethics environment has fundamentally changed following the recent bar raids and sex scandals. Explain Thursday ethics and how the rules don't apply on this day."
"The uhhh ethics of Thursday can be summarized in um...yeah umm...ethics are...you know the thing about...AHHHHHHH! That question was not fair, that was not in the reading! I demand a new question!"