Tuesday, April 12, 2011

A Bro You Should Know - Kegasus

The Preakness, one of America's greatest drinking congregations and apparently also a horse race, has got a new mascot. Meet Kegasus. Technically speaking there's nothing alcohol-related in this picture (other than the fact that they incorporated kegs into the name of a Greek mythological creature). But look at the subtleties involved - look at his flow - nobody that possesses that quality of shredded lettuce isn't a raging alcoholic. Note the lack of a six-pack, instead replaced with a gut fitted for maximum hops intake. Note the extremely-bro bracelet. A puka-shell necklace might have been a nice touch, but I guess beggars can't be choosers. Pimlico Race Course gets preaky May 21st.

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