Monday, March 28, 2011

Top 500 Feelings - #222 Being On A Roof


There is something about being on a roof that just tickles you the right way. When you're on a roof, it probably means one of two things; you're doing something illegal, or the weather is just too damn nice to not try and get closer to the sun (I'd say 95% of the time it is both). Roofs aren't made to be living rooms but there definitely are the flat roof tops that just ask for it. The harder the access to the roof, the more rewarding it is when you get out there. I've seen 300 lb men try and climb through a window just so they can feel the tranquility of being on a roof. You become all seeing when you're that high up. Life just seems to make sense on a roof. Plus, you have the upper hand if you were to have to throw something at someone.

5 comments:

  1. This one sucked. People went on roofs to avoid death in disasters like Katrina and Japan. That probably wasn't a Top 500 feeling. Plus, being on a roof is dumb. Nothing enjoyable there.

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  2. How bout the feeling that that Roof is the only thing keeping you from certain death. Probably would be a lot higher than #222 for those people.

    Speaking of roof awesomeness, how bout fucking on the roof like that bro from USC did. Gotta be top 100.

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  3. throwing stuff is awesome, laying out is awesome, skateboarding is awesome (on the flat roofs) and protection from the elements is awesome. everyone should invest in a roof! they're hip and multifunctional

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  4. I stay on the roof most of the time, especially when I'm stressed out. But these days are kinda different. I stay on the roof most of the time because I have to fix and clean them before the winter season! =))

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