Thursday, November 18, 2010
Where Are They Now? - Weird Al Yankovic
After given the name Alfred Matthew Yankovic at birth, folks knew this man would be special. Soon he would grow up to be "Weird Al" and would gain the King's throne of parodies. His humor remixed with pop culture and hit singles created a genre of music that touched the heart and souls of our generation. Where is he now you might ask? Dead. Just kidding, he's fine and in good health. Weird Al has recently gotten Lasik eye surgery to get rid of his glasses and he has cut his mustache to complete his new image. He is currently working on a new album that is suppose to drop sometime in 2010 (time is running out Alfred) and has supposedly targeted Lady Gaga as a new victim. Other than that Weird Al isn't doing much. If I were asked what he is doing currently, my guess would be that he is listening to Amish Paradise on repeat while stuffing his face with twinkies. We all went through a Weird Al phase, I just hope everyone got out of it like I did. If you haven't yet then may God have mercy on your poor soul.