Thursday, November 18, 2010

Happy Thursday!

"Hello?" "Never ever lay your paws on my tin." "Then why would you leave it here?" "Did you go on that beer run earlier?" "I got 6 30's and some Burnetts." "That's good. I'll be in my shower doing my pubes at 7:45 sharp." "What you're not coming up to my dorm?" "This isn't a date, it's business." "Where are you taking me anyway?" "I'm taking you to a restaurant called the Whosie...tomorrow. Very elegant." "All right, I'll meet you at Whosie but only because I paid for my ticket." "Well thank you very much...Get her back for me please." "Mr. Stuckey's got Adderall in the other room." "Yes, tell him I'm in the middle of a very important phone call." "Hello?" "I thought I told you not to touch my fucking tin." "Then stop buying Citi pouches. Sick."

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