Friday, November 19, 2010

A Bro You Should Know - Brian St. Pierre

First off, if you don't already know who Brian St. Pierre is you're probably on the wrong site. For anybody living under a rock (between the years of 1999-2002), he was BC's quarterback that treated Big East defenses like sex-offenders treat Russian mail-order brides. By the time he had snagged the '01 Music City Bowl and '02 Motor City Bowl, St. Pierre had ran through 50% of chicks in all 4 grades, plus had experimented with a few lucky law school ladies. But his time had come. It was time for the big show. The Steelers drafted BSP in the 5th round of the 2003 NFL draft (steal). Clearly the Steelers didn't grasp the scope of St. Pierre's potential. And by that I mean in the only game he played for them, he finished 0/1 on passing and had 5 carries (4 were kneel-downs) for a grand total of -3 yards.

Alas, there was no way Brian St. Pussymagnet wasn’t going to finish his NFL career without getting a start. The salty vet (now with the Panthers) has been restrained to the sidelines for far too long, probably gone through a midlife crisis or two, but all the while has kept the old cannon oiled and ready. Finally, this Sunday, he will get his first start against the Ravens. Now don't all jump to your fantasy "Add Player" option at once, but when you see St. P drop 4 TD's plus another one rushing this weekend, remember where you heard it first.

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