Thursday, August 26, 2010

Dance Floor Hookups - Are You Ready?

O.K. I'll admit that I'm in a weird way sort of intrigued by Posner, and that's the reason I was watching this on YouTube in the first place, but just go to 3:12 in the video and watch a classy D.F.H.U unfold. Slam. Bam. Thank-you Sam (Bradford).

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Top 500 Feelings - #303 Landing Your Tee-Shot on the Green on a Par 3

Landing your tee-shot on the green on a par 3 is a beautiful feeling. All you have to do now is putt, which leads me to my next point. The thing about putting is that everybody you know is more or less equally talented in putting - you may know one or two amazing putters or you may know a few absolutely awful ones, but for the most part everybody is right around the same level. Thus, once you're on the green in one shot, you really can't fuck up too badly. If you're like me and never add on strokes to your score if you take more than 3 putts, the worst you can finish with is a 4 for a bogey. If you're taking 4 putts on a hole, get a fucking lesson. You can relax and know you've just taken care of 95% of the work on the hole. You've baked yourself a nice little pie, now all that's left to do is eat it. You bought that new purple grinder with the see-through top on Daddy's Plastic, now all that's left to do is sign the receipt. You've DUI'd all the way home, now you've just got to park relatively straight in the driveway. The feeling when the ball's in the air and you see it headed straight might be even better. You hold the follow-through like Redick, you let out a casual "whammy" and strut to the cart to dump your 7-iron back in your quiver to trade it for your Scotty Cameron. When you get to the green you giggle to yourself as you place your signature PBR bottlecap ballmarker while your playing partners whack at the sand or find their balls nestled comfortably behind a Redwood. These are the feelings I miss from December to March when campus feels like the South Pole and the sticks are tucked away in the closet next to the Slip 'n' Slide and stolen George Foreman grill.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Coaster of the Week - Madden '11

By far the best Madden in the past 4 years

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Chorus of the Week - Still I Rise (G Curtis)

The rap verses shouldn't be stealing all the spotlight. Aside from Rihanna's chorus in "Love the Way You Lie" (shoutout to Em, fresh CD), this is the only other flawless chorus of the summer. I'm not happy its a collaborative effort with Fag Adams but I do respect the song, definitely a keeper.

still i rise to the top
momma you should see me now
lights so lavish
and im super star status
so high that i cant come down
so if youre with me with me with me
put your hands up lets get this money money
and smile for the camera

Verse of the Week - Right Above It (Drake)

This website is very biased towards Drake if you haven't noticed already. Soon enough it is just going to be "Drake Verse of the Week"

Who else really tryna fuck with Hollywood Cole? I’m with Marley G, bro
Flying Hollygrove chicks to my Hollywood shows
And I wanna tell you something that you prolly should know
This that Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow
And uh, my real friends never hearin’ from me
Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me
That’s why I pick and choose, I don’t get shit confused
I got a small circle, I’m not with different crews
We walk the same path, but got on different shoes
Live in the same building, but we got different views
I got a couple cars I never get to use
Don’t like my women single, I like my chicks in twos
And these days all the girls is down to roll
I hit the strip club and all them bitches find a pole
Plus I been sippin’, so this shit is movin’ kinda slow
Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it’s time to go