Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. Not a single D-Ray (yeah I don't recognize the Ray thing) got a hit for their mother on Mother's Day? Not a single one? All Mom wants on her one fucking day is a base hit. You can't deliver a seeing-eye single? Despicable. And with the pink bats too? Seriously at least step in to one and get on base. I would have hit for the cycle Mom.